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Door guy

A door guy is a rare breed of fearless gypsies that specialize in filling holes of all different size, While lubing and maintaining all previously filled holes.
Your mom calls the door guy when her garage door needs service
by TheRealGator January 21, 2021
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Door Cell

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.
Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."
by Adam Cerami May 23, 2008
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Door Breacher

The door breacher is the first person in a tactical or SWAT team, responsible for opening the entryway for the rest of the team so they and freely move in and handle business.
The door breacher is set to make entry. Is the team ready. Move in when he’s out of the way.
by Officer Apollo April 11, 2019
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The sloshy door

When a guy finishes inside someone and slaps the orifice that the ejaculate is flowing out of. Sending it all over the room.
She was really pissed at me for giving her the sloshy door.
by Granularcashew April 25, 2022
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Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.
Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".
by Latina_LC July 27, 2009
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p-doored

what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.

Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."
by NPD June 9, 2007
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Shaq-doored

To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.
I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.
by Bobert, but I go by Rob January 14, 2020
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