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50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection
I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.
by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022
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Fukin shades

SI shades that are impossible to install correctly, instructions are shitty, they are shitty Everything is shit
by Iggywithapop September 15, 2025
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shade assassin

Meaning one: Kenya Moore from the real housewives of Atlanta

Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back
Example one sentence: doesn’t this bitch know that I’m the shade assassin

Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback
by I’m winning December 4, 2021
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49 Shades of Grey

When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.
"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Shading

Being clever, witty, silly and fun when getting into an awkward situation, meeting a new person or boss, or presenting a project or group activity.
I see you’ve been shading your way through those group presentations!

Man I wasn’t sure how you would do meeting the new VP of sales but you really shaded your way through that.
by Doylesuckseggs May 14, 2025
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WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade)

A bunch slowed up dimlights that may never glow up but to old to return and for the receipt and walmarts policies upgraded 😬😅🤣
When matt was being a bitch ass nigga and WhisperingbitchNiggas(no.-shade) towards kangaroo Lacopohos
by RealSpokenBroHill March 4, 2022
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clairo shade

Everyone and everything seems to shade the talented singer Clairo. Once you notice it, you see Clairo shade everywhere
A: yay im having brat summer
B: clairo shade spotted
A: how??
B: well you are certainly not bumpin that to clairo songs
by aa_gerych August 21, 2024
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