daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

by DROD76 October 28, 2015

Dust daddy

A homeless man you pick up to have sex with and then drop them back off. In reference to their dusty genitalia

I got bored this weekend so I picked up my dust daddy for a few hours

by Dust papi June 29, 2017

Waddle Daddy

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.

The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.

by the big rico July 13, 2019

Stick it in daddy

It is used when some one is being violently fucked by some and they stop and what more.

UNG* UNG* UNG* I WANT MORE. UNG* STICK IT IN DADDY. CUM IN ME! I WANT MORE DICK!

by Fine_blondie May 17, 2019

daddy d

Daddy D is a fucking G. Daddy D always knows how to party and have a good time. They love to joke around and sometimes goes too far, but not too far. They enjoy lifting others up, even when they are having a bad day. Daddy D is a very trustworthy person. You can trust this person with any secret you have. Daddy D is a Daddy you will always enjoy being around in a positive way.

Daddy D is awesome!

by QWERTY2008 April 13, 2020

Daddy rand

n.
Daddy rand - a term when you daddy lick someone ugly to get them rid of their evil wrinkles to beautify them.

Only Randulph hirahara : a big dingus with heart bigger than brain.

Mr kum : my boi ,last time I saw you were grotesque blonde fuck with evil wrinkles, what happened to you ?

Song chol : yeah I got rid of my wrinkles , yui daddy randed me.

by no more drip memes May 22, 2021

father daddy

When you have a church daddy who gives you the holy spirit in exchange for sex.

Did you hear about Claire's new father daddy?? She fucks him during services and gets his holy cock.

by Slick philosopher July 10, 2017