shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.

Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"

Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."

by Vegetable Lo Mike December 12, 2008

Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.

Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"

by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008

shake a tower

To rub one out while "taking a shower."

J-deuce: "I'm gonna go shake a tower!"

A.A. ron: "Alright. Make sure it all rinses down, and don't shoot clue goo on my new bath rugs!"

by itsbusted November 23, 2014

no shake

it means dont worry about it or its not a big deal

when billy struk out, dan said no shake kid

by Dan Brion May 13, 2005

Shit Shaker

a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.

man, lets get trashed off of this nasty ass shit shaker!

by ETF March 10, 2009

Ohio grimace shake skibidi toliet gyatt

Ong fr fr that’s what I’m saying

Ohio grimace shake skibidi toliet gyatt

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023