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EMI-Squashing

A phrase in which a rotund Emily would jump onto a sexual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, Backfat and obese nature. This is not a move to be used lightly ONLY FAT LOVERS SHOULD ATTEMPT THIS WITH EMILY.
OMG Dude where the f*** am i?? Jesus christ What are you doing here Chris? "Aw man i was doing some hardcore EMI-Squashing with emily...hey you want some KFC?"
by Extreme Pink June 13, 2008
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Woodbridge Squat

A squat using a free weight in a gym, in which you load up tons of weight on each side. You then barely bend your knees and push the weight back up. You then go around bragging about how much weight you did.
Hey man, did you see that guy woodbridge squat 500 pounds?
by jjordan33 November 25, 2010
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Mcnamer Squat

Similar to a Roman war helmet, the Mcnamer squat first requires one to shit upon their balls, and then place their soiled balls upon the eyes of their partner, friend, or unsuspecting victim, allowing their penis to drape down over the nose of the previously mentioned person.
My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her, so I gave her the Mcnamer squat.
by BagTagChapion August 21, 2015
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Gas squat

An emission of methane gas from the anus, typically when squatting.
-Man, Larry just gas squatted!
-Gross!
by bewingedthings November 26, 2017
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National Squash Beef Day

National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd
by duhitz_sasha June 1, 2018
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Tonto Squat

When a person does an Indian squat on your face and sings Native American ritual songs as you go down on their chocolate starfish.
Damn bro billy-joe has a clapper, I’d let her do the tonto squat on my face.
by BigPapaGoose88 September 25, 2018
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sue squatch

A nasty hair bitch. That looks like a god dam sasquatch.
Look at shady trying to hook up with that sue squatch. What the fuck is he thinking. She has a bigger mustache then he does
by STINKFINGER1 January 4, 2019
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