ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

Meat squares

When a man has chiseled thighs, like a nice filet mignon

Aaron wore short shorts to show off his meat squares.

by hkpbaby January 12, 2020

Bliss Squared

The pinnacle of happiness.

Exceeding the standard for absolute happiness or joy.

This vacation was bliss squared.

The letter from John made me bliss squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Devil's Square

A foursome with two men and two women. One man must be passed out from drinking. Ideally, he is totally unaware of the threesome that is taking place right next to him.

I was 99.9% sure that Jay would visit Nashville again after he completed a Devil's Square by banging those two cuties on the bed next to Josh.

by HappyGoJacky October 11, 2018

piss square

an emoji that people refer to as the "piss square" :)

person 1:🟨 what is this?
person 2: its a piss square bro

by aehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2021

poverty square

A saltine/soda cracker. A 2"x2" salted cracker punched with small holes made with baking soda.

After paying rent and tuition Roger was so broke he could only afford to eat poverty squares and peanut butter.

by SG Moves August 31, 2017

square back

The squaring affect of an aging or overweight females body.

Fucking Britney’s back squared out after having that kid!

Ask for the little Mexican girl with the square back she cleans my car amazing!

“Why doesn’t your jeans fit you right? your square back gives a mushroom top”

“Yo ..I thought that was a dude from behind with that hoodie on her square back”

“Fucking girl scared me, she’s a real brute with those broad shoulders and square back”

by Judgerichie December 8, 2018