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Spunk maxxer

A individual who maximises the spunk (cum) output daily. For example jacking off once every 20 minutes
James is such a spunk maxxer, he never stops!
by Love hotmoms June 8, 2025
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Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet
Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add
by Dren88 December 23, 2022
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SPUNK

Newest Wave of Puff print hoodies coming out in december.
Yo did u get the new SPUNK drop
by Not Yassin September 3, 2023
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Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
by The spunk man November 26, 2021
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Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
by The spunk man December 1, 2021
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spunk

Gf: Hurry and spunk on my face!
Bf: What the fuck.
by gnfos February 26, 2024
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monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022
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