Five Speed Broom

The transportation device of choice of those who despise water and store eye of newt in jars under their pillows.

The new principal at school parked her five speed broom on the roof of her new office.

by ButterflyFlier October 18, 2010

Erving Speech

An attempt to convince a crowd of people something everyone knows is completely false, by using large words and constantly repeating ones self.

When the O.J. Simpson's lawyer tried to explain how O.J. was innocent, everyone knew it was going to be an Erving Speech.

by zachthewhack April 24, 2011

Variable Speed Syndrome

When a driver can not keep their vehicle at a constant speed, or someone who does not use cruise control causing other drivers to get irritated. Also known as VSS

This idiot on the highway has variable speed syndrome (VSS) and it is making me angry.

by Buckrutter89 November 28, 2011

corporate speed

Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.

This process is moving at corporate speed

by Thriving July 29, 2013

Jungle Speed

Marijuana that has been laced with Cocaine, Meth, or PCP.

Dude 1: Yo, this is some dank weed.
Dude 2: Let me get a hit, wait is this clean or jungle speed?
Dude 1: Oh yeah... That's jungle speed man.

by kintz_09 October 23, 2015

Asian Speed Limit

when a driver is driviving 10-20 mph under the speed limit on a higher speed roadway usually in the left lane preventing traffic from using the passing lane. Generally a female Asian driver

Oh my god I've been stuck behind this Toyota Minivan going the Asian speed limit for thirty minutes on the 401! for the love of god! Get out of the left lane!!!

by Jaysunn72 December 17, 2016

Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017