sober slave

A sober slave is someone who is a slave to others sobriety

A forced sober companion

“Jenna I’m forcing you to be my sober slave”

by Angel6ix99 November 21, 2023

Toilet slave

The master/mistress urinates or shits on the toilet slave

Emily:Eat my shit toilet slave
Lars:Ok

by Thatoneguyinblack December 3, 2023

Slave speed

When a nigga thinks he’s caught so he obtains super speed.

When a nigga is being chased by an authority and his fear of being caught gives him a burst of ancestral super speed or slave speed.

by It’s only funny December 31, 2022

Validation Slave

When you're always used as a source of validation for some goofy ahh mfer, hence Validation Slave.

Goofy ahh hoe: Omg my life is so sad I just wanna be loved please please am I cute am I worthy pls pls

Unfortunate Person: Bro you're such a Validation Slave stfu

by Poopsock3423423234432 January 2, 2023

slave

kaden de leonard

random1: “yo you js like kaden”
random2: “what’s that supposed to mean?”
random1: “that you a slave ass nigga😹”

by thatgirllayah👻🩷 July 8, 2023

Slave Hoe

A Slave Hoe is a person's wife that demands more money from you to have sex with her than a prostitute would normally charge.

A Slave Hoe is and expensive prostitute that is married to you, getting away with charging high prices to her husband because of Commitment loop holes in the law that says your expensive charging wife cannot be a prostitute.

A Slave Hoe is a person who cannot leave her husband because of marriage and always charges her husband money for sex.

In context "She's such a Slave Hoe, I want a divorce". And "Watch out for Slave Hoes they are just as expensive as Gold Diggers"

As the reporter was reporting on prostitution stings, reading his body language you could tell he felt his wife was a Slave Hoe; internally thinking these police should meet my wife "she charges me more money for sex than any of these girls", "is that a crime"?

by CamilleStarlight July 23, 2023

To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.

Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023