National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 19, 2019

go sit on a pine cone

A sentence that really has no meaning but sounds horrible, Basically a way of saying "go fuck yourself"

"Boy yo girlfriend ugly as hell"
"fuck you, go sit on a pine cone

by Dirtysprites2 September 26, 2016

sit at home wife or mom

A lazy spouse that does no work inside or outside the home, nor has any desire to help out, or work. Unlike a stay at home mom/wife who actually takes care of business on the homefront.

My sit at home wife or mom watched TV and talked on the phone all day while I worked a 16 hour day.

by nervousbuzz January 22, 2009

sit in the fridge and have a fire

it means to sit in the garage (fridge) when the weather is cold and smoke a bowl (fire)

"Wanna sit in the fridge and have a fire?"
"Yeah, let's go!"

by Stefizzle December 06, 2006

big girl sit-down

making a poopie of any shape size or smell

where is the restroom? i need to make a big girl sit-down

by shieldsypoo October 16, 2009

National sit on lap day

On August 30thYou can sit on anyone lap for the day

Why you let her just sit on your lap*
Cause it's national sit on lap day

by Therealdellibitch August 30, 2019

guy sitting in front of me

idk to just describe the guy sitting in front of me

"this guy sitting in front of me is kinda cute"
"eww no, he stinks!"

by kaneto juusei liker February 13, 2023