Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.
Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.
by urban dictionary journalist December 20, 2021
Get the Shanemug. A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta
by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016
Get the shane pomeroymug. A fine, brown-eyed, tall gentlemen who loves to get money. Shane's are very funny and always cracking jokes. One of the most amazing, caring person you'd ever meet. Shane loves to cuddle and he is obsessed with feet.
by cam the g April 2, 2023
Get the Shanemug. Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
This nigga Shane dumb asf.
by lactoseballer March 18, 2021
Get the Shanemug. Shanelys is the most beautiful girl in the world. She will bring you up when you are down in like 5 seconds. She is really good at basketball and will beat anyone who try’s her. She doesn’t have many friends because it’s so hard for her to trust people. But if she does you are very lucky. If you ever get to be her boyfriend you better treat her right because if not her older cousin will get on your ass. But she is such a great gamer and will beat any of them boys not gonna lie. But don’t try her she will kill you when she mad.
by itzzz._.valeria March 18, 2022
Get the Shanelysmug. by SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC ME ME ME M December 12, 2019
Get the shane crawfordmug. A Guy who often claims he has hoes , when he doesnt have hoes , a shane is found in all races , popularized by the Tshivenda film "Nyamianu" , A shane may also be an alcoholic, The phrase also translates to slave in old Tsonga that was spoken in the 1800s
by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024
Get the shanemug.