Aisle of Shame

A humorous reference to the center aisle of Aldi grocery store, which features merchandise which changes from week to week.

Went to Aldi for a loaf of bread, bought a 4-man tent and a trumpet from the Aisle of Shame.

by Bituul Zman February 8, 2020

spend shaming

When others shame how much you spend on an item or perhaps eating out at restaurants or how much money you blow.

*Renee* - Did you see how much time Jennifer spends going to Louis Vuitton and buying these expensive things?!?

*Erica* - Such a waste of money, she should be saving it to buy a house or donating it to charity.

*Bianca* - Gee Renee & Erica, you both are Spend shaming poor Jennifer and it is her hard earned money to do with as she pleases.

by J.J J January 17, 2019

spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.

Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"

by Cool4Katz May 17, 2021

Virus shamed

A vibrant effort to keep people away due to COVID-19.

My sister was supposed to come visit from LA but my brother virus shamed her and she cancelled her plans.

by Ntrouble July 20, 2020

screen shame

To shame someone for using a smartphone in a social situation where it is rude to do so.

There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.

by humanifold March 27, 2019

Shame donut

A donut you leave in the bag while breaking off pieces and sneaking them into your mouth.

I had an egg white flatbread and coffee followed by a chocolate-glazed shame donut.

by rdy2rkx October 2, 2016

Shame stain

Ejaculate

Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.

by Painus Vanchagrra January 2, 2023