shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

Shag Drag

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.

An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”

-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy

I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man

by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019

shag fort

Blanket fort for sexual encounters

Person 1: John has a Shag fort in his living room
Person 2: Man, he's getting laid tonight.

by SolKand January 12, 2014

shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️

Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11

by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019

duck over for a shag

Country slang - to root/have sex with someone

Johno's wife is home alone and said I should duck over for a shag.

by AUSSIB August 19, 2017

Shagging

The process of sexual intercourse following courtship. Originates from the Swiss valley of Lötschental where bachelors known as Tschäggättä are said to have roamed the valley looking for single women to court.

Tschäggättä find die Madli dies abig or in English 'the bachelors are shagging the girls tonight'

by International_biscuit September 17, 2023

Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009