marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily

Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson

by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.

I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.

by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.

"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."

by Teleutaia February 20, 2010

Cox service provider

When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies

Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!

by Clickbait592 May 13, 2019

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The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb

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by TheArchNoob March 8, 2025

Emegency service

When a customer thinks you get there fast and complains that you’re not a Real Man.

I’m sorry ma’am... you misread the advertisement. I offer emegency services. It was your mistake!

by JimmyjamtheRealMan July 8, 2018