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Car Rodeo 

To literally sit down on top of the car and see how long it will take for you to fall. Much like a rodeo when you ride on a stupid bull, but not as boring. Ride the car thats doing random turns at 20MPH for 8 seconds and you got a winner. Tournaments would be a great way to pass your day. Originated in Southern California
Zane- Dude theres literally nothing to do today......
Tanner- Well since you just got your liscense we could go put on a Car Rodeo tourney?
Car Rodeo by McKeystoneDangles July 30, 2010

texas rodeo 

Doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister's name or your ex's name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.
Her carpet will never recover from the last time we played Texas Rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.
texas rodeo by Biggity April 17, 2006

rodeo drive screwjob 

When a girl makes you take her shopping and fucks you with the bill.
"That girl I'm seeing gave me the rodeo screwjob yesterday."

"Did you hear?", "No, what?", "Monica gave her sugar-daddy a rodeo drive screwjob for a new watch!", "NO WAY!"
rodeo drive screwjob by brand G August 31, 2011
While you are fucking a girl in the ass you grab her hand and tell her you have AIDS then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can
I was fucking a girl in the ass and did a rodeo she went insane
Rodeo by Georgegunkafoo September 7, 2008

Dutch Rodeo 

Hybrid between dutch oven and rodeo.
If you're doing the girl from behind, pull the covers over your heads, and release your farts. See how long you can stay on until you get bucked off.
We're at a point in our relationship were he can dutch rodeo me and I'll still love him.
Dutch Rodeo by AplPye May 9, 2011

Midnight Rodeo 

While having sex doggystlye, tell the female (or male) that she is the ugliest girl or guy youve been with and try to hold on for eight seconds.
"I gave xotchil the midnight rodeo"
-josh flores
Midnight Rodeo by josh flores October 15, 2003