Puppy

Something that is the opposite of Ninja. uncool or not great because a puppy, thought he was cool, interrupted a game of Arnold Palmer

A: yo your efforts in Arnold Palmer were puppy!
T: thats why i have W-E-L!

by tepdoes February 27, 2009

Prison Puppy

A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.

Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."

by prisonpuppy101 February 6, 2023

Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.

"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"

by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015

puppy guppy

sum 1 who is special to you

he’s my puppy guppy

by olivia.lakree December 3, 2020

Puppy Mouth

The foaming, gargling, about to vomit from the sight or sound of someone else vomiting.

You're going to give me puppy mouth if you vomit.

by The Chaster March 21, 2019

Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.

We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.

by LeeHB June 4, 2017

Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.

Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!

by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008