The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano

Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024