When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
by Booty ripper August 24, 2016
Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
A Sri Lankan who is brown on the outside yet blonde on the inside, who squeals, topples, then falls whilst attempting to bungy jump
"You're like a pineapple lump!"
by Nick101 August 29, 2006
You may or may not be a member of it.
Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"
Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"
Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"
Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"
Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"
by ips1023 September 09, 2010
A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple
Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .
It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is
Pineapple pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple
Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .
It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is
Pineapple pizza
"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"
by Pizzagod_13 August 27, 2015
When you put two hands, palms together, in someones asshole and wiggle your fingers back and forth interlocking. It looks like a pineapple.
by HaroldPenelope February 04, 2011
"Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"
by JJRocksIV December 03, 2011