Phantom Shit

A mysterious shit left by a person in an abnormal place to annoy another person, followed by a phone call to the victim whispering "The phantom has struck."

Example 1: "Oh my god someone has shit on a plate and put it in the fridge.

Example 2: Victim "What is that on top of the bonnet of my car? Christ that's somebody's shit."

Telephone Rings

Victim "Hello"

Phantom Shitter: "The phantom has struck"

by The Phantom Shizer April 1, 2011

phantom shit

The phantom shit is that feeling that you still have to shit when the amount of matter dumped into the bowl clearly indicates that there is no shit left to evacuate from your colon. Much like people who loose limbs can still feel as if the limb is there.

I'll be out in a second, I'm still feeling the phantom shit!

by Imperion September 14, 2005

Phantom

1.(n) An intestinal phoenomenon in which an imminent bowel movement recedes, therfore ceasing its urgency.

2. (n) The self induced withholding of a bowel movement in order to finish something important.

I gave myself a Phantom while watching the end of Ninja Warrior.

by TheOtherSlobad September 27, 2007

phantom

The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick

Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died

by Chosney July 14, 2003

Blue Phanom

Original superhero who fights crime armed with only a four-wheeled sled and a pair of electric blue mothercare y-fronts to conceal his identity. Most sightings have been reported in the tri-town area and at Dallas Cowboys home games. Often replicated (Spiderman, Superman) but never duplicated.

The Blue Phanom will never rest until he has blooded his pants.

by Johnny Rad February 24, 2004

Phantom Tax

1.) When somebody busts, but no cum comes out.

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler! Ur so Skibidi, Ur so *phantom tax*! I just wanna be Ur sigma! So freaking come here, and give me Ur Ohio!

by S0L1TVD3 October 13, 2023

The Phantom

When your having sex with someone in a doggy style position, and you spit on their back (to make them think you came) so the reciever turns around as the you pull out and cum all over there face.

I am going to give brad a phantom.

by cameron May 8, 2004