Phamtastic

doing something fantastically sexy and only John Pham has it.

That would be Phamtastic! If you were John Pham..

Wow John, that was pretty PHAMTASTIC!

by dvasdjbvad October 27, 2008

phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

phantom buzz

The false sensation of feeling your cell phone vibrate in your pocket when you're suffering from textpectation or expecting a call from that certain girl (that will never actually call you back).

Guy #1: <whips cell phone out of pocket>
Guy #2: She finally got back to you?!?
Guy #1: Nope. Damn, it was just phantom buzz.
Guy#2: Ouch, sorry dude.

by bimmer95 January 21, 2009

phathutshedzo

She’s a very beautiful intelligent beautiful lady that no boy desires to let go of. She is one in a million despite her struggles she still manages to smile, she’s every man’s dream girl

she is a phathutshedzo Type of girl

by @sponge_bob October 14, 2018

phancito

A masculine version of the word 'phancy' (A combination of "phat" and "fancy". Something or someone of high quality, cool and or sexy.) denoting a young papi chulo.

A hot phancito asked me out to the bonfire tomorrow night!

by Phancito April 15, 2008

ted leo and the pharmacists

great great great band.

Me: hey, did you hear the ted leo and the pharmacist's song, me and mia, or where have all the rude boys gone?
him: nope.
Me: really? well, you should
him: why?
Me; because they are great, wonderful, and even orgasmic.

by Hannah November 29, 2004

Phantomette

One who lurks on online forums, and is easily offended. Often times, they report to the moderators or admins so that they can feel self satisfied about themselves. Often times they have atrocious spelling skills. Instead of spelling words like "the" and "custom" correctly, they refer to them as "da" and "kustom".

Hey rick, did you see that phantomette lurking around the forums last night?

Yeah, I remember him talking about his "kustom gats", but I am not sure what he was talking about.

by Perkinsgf March 6, 2009