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Pencil fuck

When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.
David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.
by samisabadman July 25, 2020
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Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.
Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.
by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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pencil me in

Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.

Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.

Implies flexibility of plans.

This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.

can be used as n expression of flexibility:

Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?

Dick: I’ll be home after work

Tom: pencil me in for seven.

Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?

Tom: Nah
Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late
by NYCGAY March 5, 2022
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Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.
If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.
by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024
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colored pencils

types of pencils that when you draw/color it will show up a as the color you used .
I was drawing/coloring a dragon I colored it red with a little green I made the eyes blue . I gave this to my mom . I did this all with colored pencils . HOPE YOU LOVED IT HAVE A GREAT DAY .
by bossy pants November 10, 2022
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dry pencil

hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis
the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed
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