max pen

maximum security penitentiary

I'm in lockdown at the county max pen

by escorvex November 16, 2019

Tit Pen

A pen in the tit pocket on a shirt

may i use the pen that is in your pocket, your tit pen?

by canamguy09 July 25, 2017

kingston pen

Short for 'Kingston Penitentiary', a former maximum security prison located in Kingston, Ontario.

Kingston Pen has been home to many murderers and rapists over the years.

by splitenz November 27, 2014

Paintbrush/pen

A very pathetic person who is genuinely not likeable.Was friends with him for a few days and then began to see he was an asshole so started to fake the friendship. Genuinely don't like him and he was a bit obsessed with me after i got kicked from a server (thank god,i made fun of so many people behind their back with one of my irl friends lol ((showing my official true colours). This wouldn't have happened if stupid little paintbrush didn't put me on the urban dictionary. But really,its always his fault for everything that happens half the time and the time i used to be 'friends' with him lol

Paintbrush/pen is honestly quite pathetic. Used to be really fun to be around but then ended up being a pain in the arse.

by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022

Paintbrush/pen

Is a pathetic bitch with no life. Never really liked him and was friends w him because i felt sorry for him.genuinely liked him for a while and then he started being bitchy towards me so i began to do the same.Thought he was pathetic and honestly couldn't care less about him,just typed up my name and saw it on the urban dictionary so i did the same with his. Hes got even more pathetic now i think about it,quite obsessed with me too. Probably because im so amazing/sarc

If he didn't put my name on the urban dictionary,probably wouldn't have wrote this. Its always his fault lol

Paintbrush/pen is a pathetic asshole who probably hasn't touched any grass in a while.

by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022

Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.

Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!

by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018