Patootie

Not a cutie, just a patootie

Why aren’t our dogs always this cute?
Because they are patooties.

by Julia Jack October 6, 2017

Pathological fibber

Someone who can't help but lie. They born this way. #truefibs Fibbing is the only way their brain knows how to function.

Denise lies all the time without a second guess! She's a pathological fibber!

by Toodleberrycatcher101 October 25, 2017

Shovel Patrol

The Nerdiest of Band Drop-outs

Cammy Bergony

by Andy Farrell July 31, 2003

dooky patrol

To pick up dog shit in the back yard.

Kayla and Ericka, make sure you conduct a dooky patrol before grandma and grampa come over.

by Kayla&Ericka June 1, 2007

dooky patrol

To pick up dog shit in the back yard.

Kayla and Ericka, make sure you conduct a dooky patrol before grandma and grampa come over.

by Kayla & Ericka June 1, 2007

Weiner Patrol

A small group of political junkies who pull outside the circle of failure of the larger group to affect change when/where they can.

"Dude, we seriously need a weiner patrol meeting because this idea in this "think tank" is tanking."

by Stinky Butter November 21, 2009

Foot Patrol

A group of thugs hired to beat down the target by repeatedly kicking the shit out of them.

Pal: Dude, my girl’s ex won’t leave her alone.
Bro: So hire a foot patrol on his rib cage.

Pal: a what?
Bro: Foot patrol. Look it up on U.D.

by Under Fire October 23, 2017