Chipotle Panties

After you shit out your chipotle, instead of wiping grab some panties and wear them. Once your chipotle shit is on the panties, go out into public and ask someone if they want to wear your wife/love's panties on their face. Once they have it on you say "Oh shit that's the wrong panties." "I wore those panties before I wiped the Chipotle off of my ass."

I gave my friend Chipotle Panties the other night when he was drunk.

by Wolfman167 December 28, 2020

shitty panties

Someone who shits in their panties and doesn't change them for weeks

Fran: Did you hear she has shitty panties?

by wackstuffiguess April 14, 2020

panty hair

When a womans pubes are so long they stick through the fabric of her panties

Her panty hair turned her white panties into zebra print

by Dizzle jones July 18, 2016

The Panty Punisher

-the horrible/nasty/trashy pair of panties that a woman keeps in order to motivate herself not to run out of clean underwear.

Dammit I thought I had at least 2 clean pairs of panties left! Oh fuck no, ain't no way in hell I'm wearing the double P (the Panty Punisher) for my date tonight- pull over, I gotta get some Woolite but quick y'all.

by Fanzzzy October 23, 2010

pantie bug

When a man shoves his penis in a girls panties

Guys! Last night I gave my girl the pantie bug!

by No-need-to-know May 8, 2015

panty scabs

Result of having sex with your girl with her panties on and pulled to one side usually in a rushed manner with great risk of being discovered. This act leaves one entire side of your shaft skinless like a carpet burn resulting in "Panty Scabs".

My girl loves having sex in public places for the thrill of getting caught but these "Panty Scabs" fuckin' suck!

by Dawgfatupnya May 4, 2017

Panty Splasher

A good looking heterosexual male.

He was quite the panty splasher back on the day

by Clayton Bertram December 24, 2020