Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left a couple bachelor pads lying around.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024

Corporate Padding

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.

Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?

by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024

Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

DJ Maxi Pad

A term of endearment , also known as Amber Heard AKA Amber Turds on beds

Leave me be DJ maxi pad

by Priscilla D March 15, 2024

Pad Brat

The child of a military family, sometimes referred to as a 'military brat' or an 'army brat'. typically someone that's grown up moving house alot.

Emma is a pad brat, her mum's in the army.

by Jerkherx October 27, 2025

pad

A word that lumps together a) tablet PC, e.g. Apple iPad, b) a sound of synthesizer that is produced by padding it out, c) short for "sanitary pad" or "maxipad"

I brought my pad to the café—not just my iPad for browsing, but also my favorite synth sounds and a sanitary pad just in case!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025