flying pencil

the boeing 757-300, a really long but narrow one-aisle aircraft, which gives the name

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!

by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

pencil

a type of writing untensil use on paper, Also used for the butt

a pencil is very good at writing on my paper.

by pe-n-cil April 28, 2022

Toucan Pencil

An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.

Ben: "Isaac this is serious"
Isaac: Insert Toucan Pencil

by Sqwodward April 21, 2020

#2 Pencil

A gay man's dick.

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.

by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011

Pencil

A thing you wright with.

Omg girl:“ omg like omg like can omg I omg use your omg pencil?”
Jimmy:“Sure.”

Jimmy:*wright omg on it”

Jimmy again: “Here omg girl”
Omg girl:“AHH OMG THANK YOU”

by P1loxx April 4, 2022

Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.

If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.

by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024

pencil me in

Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.

Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.

Implies flexibility of plans.

This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.

can be used as n expression of flexibility:

Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?

Dick: I’ll be home after work

Tom: pencil me in for seven.

Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?

Tom: Nah

Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late

by NYCGAY March 5, 2022