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Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries
Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*
by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007
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Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017
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het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.
I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag
by Idisch August 2, 2023
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chat-lag

staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.

Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.

Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time
"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"

"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."
by Cat Beijing April 24, 2010
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Input Lag

The stage between sober and tipsy.
Dave: Are you tipsy yet?

John: Nah just some input lag.
by MrShrok November 1, 2023
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Lagged

A good competitor to Kiz10 or friv, 3000+ games with some categories such as action or shooting
Mike: i just spent 40 minutes playing lagged wbu
Jeff: cool nothing much
by Creamcheems April 28, 2021
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Lag Seeing

The fictional 13 or 12 year old character from an anime called Tagami Batchi Letter Bee, i great anime I suggest it!

The anime doesn’t get much attention, I breaks my heart. He’s an albino 12 or 13 year old boy with a spirit amber in one of his eyes! Oh, such an exiting story, you guys will enjoy it!
Lag Seeing is my favorite character from Tagami Batchi Letter Bee!
by @youtube > shitpost energy | December 21, 2020
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