Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.
by sae young August 25, 2017
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Greg Hefflies

Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley
Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works
by JoeyTheHorrorBoy June 19, 2023
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The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.


by yomismo July 28, 2008
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The holy Greg

The holy Greg is the god of the church of Greg. The symbol of gregism is a circle with a line at the bottom and at the bottom of that is a small ball. But what does it represent? The circle represents Greg the line represents the connection between the world and Greg the ball represents the earth
The holy Greg is the god of gregism
by Someone starting some joke September 09, 2023
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Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months
Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg
by Greggie85 July 23, 2021
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The Greg Brady

The Greg Brady is the opposite of Porky Pigging it. Where as Porky Pigging it is walking around with just your shirt on, the Greg Brady is walking around with just a bath towel around you.
Dude, I forgot to put my truck in the garage after I took a shower so "I'll have to do the Greg Brady" and put it away.
by Broadway Harmier July 27, 2022
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greg penn

A Greg is always a very selfish person when it comes to anything. If they ever go into a social area, they will no matter what, want to feel superior to everyone else in the social setting.
Ew, that kid is acting like Greg Penn.
by TaterManFry YT January 04, 2017
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