Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
Get the The New Fashioned Double Thumb Aroundmug. Clothing made from ethically-sourced materials, with a business model that regenerates natural resources at a greater rate than it takes to produce.
One Golden Thread is a environmentally-regenerative fashion brand, planting trees at a greater rate than it takes to create the clothes the For Benefit makes.
by jscult October 26, 2020
Get the regenerative fashionmug. a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.
I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!
by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021
Get the fashion brain fartmug. 
When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.
by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025
Get the Rye Old Fashionedmug. A person who pretends to be, or at least tries to implies being, bisexual in order to get scene cred or otherwise be fashionable.
Maybe Rachel should try to hook up with Kimmie.
Kimmie? Are you kidding me? She isn't really into girls...just a total fashion bi.
Kimmie? Are you kidding me? She isn't really into girls...just a total fashion bi.
by Doug Fo August 19, 2013
Get the Fashion Bimug. Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.
by Lil jawn July 25, 2025
Get the Fashion Goonmug.