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Rube Job

Hillbilly: Hey Baby You gawna give me a head tonight.
Hot girl: 1 Rube Job coming up.
by helifart223234 November 20, 2009
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Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.
I gave a deaf job to Tina.
by The Anus Master February 11, 2014
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The Quay Job

A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.
Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
by Gabe JT Paul MV January 25, 2014
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pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
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bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.
bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."
by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019
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roe job

Ole girl was giving me some head, and it got so hard, I tucked it to the back. Ended up getting a roe job and rim job at the same time. Then I gave her a breath mint and told her to get the fuck out of my house.
by V-bone! November 22, 2017
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Ray Job

The act of Michael Cera performing a sexual act upon Ray Hank and/or screaming his name while performing a sexual act
Nicole: dood did you see the deleted scenes from that film This Is The End?
Ashelz: no?! What happened?
Nicole: Michael Cera was totally giving Seth Rogan a Ray Job.
Ashelz: damn son!
Nicole: I know right! I've never heard someone say "Ray" in so many different ways
by Ayfreez June 16, 2014
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