Dry Party

A party where there is no alcohol available; Somewhere you don't want to be.

If I would've known he was throwing a dry party, I would've brought my own booze or stayed home and watched cartoons.

by folkpunk June 22, 2008

Dry humping

Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.

My boyfriend and I did some dry humping, making lots of noise on both our parts. Oo-er

by KatieKates992 August 4, 2009

Dry Bumming

Hammering someone's asshole without the use of lube. Commonly a pleasurebale experience to the hardcore butt fucker but now creeping into the hetro hardcore lingo

I'd dry bum her mate;

by lukeash September 13, 2005

dry bones

Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.

Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.

by Joseph Oliva February 7, 2008

Dry David

A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.

Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.

by YO MAMMA September 25, 2004

Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

dry slut

nothing but a TEASE

Oh have you heard about kristi chorus? She is such a dry slut... (NATRAC)

by somebodyyoudontknowadg'ajg April 1, 2010