Monday Left Me Broken

Monday Left me broken 💔💔
Tuesday I was through with hoping 😞😞🙏🙏
Wednesday my empty arms were open ✋️✋️✋️
Thursday Waiting for love, waiting for love 😞🔫

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by menameiscaleb July 20, 2023

Broken Brain Syndrome (BBS)

Used to describe Trump and his followers that have a massive disconnect from reality and fantasy, the inability to tell truth from lies and to act and say idiotic things.

A mass of people with "Broken Brain Syndrome (BBS)" showed up without masks to protest the social injustice of being in quarantine, thereby prolonging the quarantine.

by kpepper719 April 16, 2020

leave the broken ones at home

to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.

1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?

Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.

2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!

Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.

by Rondell. August 26, 2009

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013

dank memes broken dreams

its when your gay and like dank memes that died 69 years ago

Me: Hey man!
Gary: HAHA SMOK WEED EVRY DAY DOGE HAHAHAHAHA RAWR xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me: wtf
Gary: DANK MEMES BROKEN DREAMS
Me: DANK MEMES BROKEN NOSE
Gayry: hit me harder daddy

by nobruh100 October 3, 2017

Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.

Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

by nickurbandic July 4, 2021

help my j key is broken

often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?

Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!

by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018