invisible ninja

What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas

Dude! Why are you fighting invisible Ninjas! Stop flailing your arms around like a windmill.

by stragen November 2, 2012

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013

The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.

i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

Ninja Toke

Toking in public places but in a fashion where no one notices.

The other day me and my friends went to Sacramento and ninja toked at the state capital.

by ironpikachu February 19, 2010

Ninja sket

A Sket that is a ninja

Annie reeve is a ninja sket

by Alfred6969 April 17, 2021

Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.

asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."

by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012

Ninja Smokeout

When a friend secretly smokes you out at an awkward or boring social event.

remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout

by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010