Mustache Key

The key to a great mustache.

Bro, you’re Stache is coming in strong. Take it to greatness with the Mustache Key!

by Mr. Mustachekey May 11, 2021

Galaxy Mustache

Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)

NYX's side chick

Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?

Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache

Guy: yes makes sense epic human

by Hi I'm beef November 5, 2021

mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache

she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022

Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.

You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.

by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021

Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.

That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.

by basher09 September 7, 2021

mustache

1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.

Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.

by Maxi T. December 27, 2024