Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

Muscle Boy

A boy who's only personality is his muscles.

girl 1- "I got a new boyfriend!"
girl 2- "What's he like?"
girl 1- "uh..."
girl 2- "he's a muscle boy"

by Griffin Stein November 21, 2022

friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.

Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.

by bmazz88 June 9, 2011

MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗

Dam bro thats MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017

Muscle Bimbo

A huge, muscular man, takes many supplements, all he wants is to workout, usually very attractive, could be attached to names like, Roberto, Dakotah, Alek, Jack, John.

God Damn, look at that muscle bimbo!

He is so huge!....I know he is a muscle bimbo!

by musclebimblow May 31, 2019

love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 1, 2022