monke

monke is God monke is life monke is best for this world monke needs support
monke is a God we will praise for eternity.

Jason: look it's monke!

by gill bates48 September 16, 2021

paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell December 9, 2008

what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

pp monke

A man with a HUGE cock ( not as big as Ryuktard’s tho ) and he is very cute and hot.

Look at pp monke I want him to stuff my bussy like a doughnut.

by Beerustard March 8, 2021

monk mode

monk mode is a state of heightened asceticism and unwavering concentration on one's personal ambitions, physical well-being, and long-term aspirations, characterized by the rigorous exclusion of extraneous distractions and external interferences

These girls be wildin’, it’s time to go monk mode and focus on me.

by bassett July 1, 2024

Monk

The same meaning as mong.
An absolute idiot who deserves to be mocked and ridiculed for their stupidness.

Olajide, you monk, you left the keys inside!

by InsultMaster May 31, 2019

matilda monk

Matilda is the person everyone wants to be, they aspire to be her! She is the prettiest person who ever roamed earth. Matilda is smart, a basher and loves animals! If you have a Matilda as a friend you are extremely lucky. She always puts a smile on your face because Matilda is never feeling melancholy!

That must be a Matilda Monk!
Why?
Because she is so beautiful

by Awsomenes.s July 13, 2017