Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
by darein July 21, 2011
Get the Facebook MILFmug. when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.
(All parties are adults)
(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
Get the MILF Maidenmug. So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.
by Round2_go December 30, 2018
Get the Soy Milfmug. Someone on Omegle that would like their mother to have sexual intercourse with a stranger. This Character also loves the fantasy of being verbally and physically bullied and having his / her money robbed
"Ooo Connor would you like to join me in having sexual intercourse with the omegle milf"
"i just had intercourse with a omegle milf , bullied her son and stole his money , that makes me a wicked badman"
"Chuck Norris had intercourse with the omegle milf but didn't invite Cameron or Connor
"i just had intercourse with a omegle milf , bullied her son and stole his money , that makes me a wicked badman"
"Chuck Norris had intercourse with the omegle milf but didn't invite Cameron or Connor
by Crimson Slayze January 11, 2023
Get the Omegle Milfmug. 
A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.
I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
Get the milf fishmug. A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.
OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"
by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021
Get the Milf Muffmug.