Philly Neck Message

The act of strangling the shit out of someone for being a douche bag, owing you money or fucking your best friend. AKA: The Mayweather Rent Collector.

Man, that bitch at the club thew a drink in my face so I had to give her the old philly neck message to calm her ass down.

by Mclive29 March 19, 2011

A Chutney Messala

A large shit explosion that can clog and damage a toilet

In had an Indian last night caused me to have A Chutney Messala the next morning
6 men walked into the bathroom with buckets and mops to clean up the chutney messala

by Muzi hunter October 3, 2018

Hot Message

When someone has been a Hot Mess the night before, and upon checking their sent items realises they were sending messages whilst under the influence, which they regret in the morning.

"How are you feeling?"
"A bit hungover. Gasp! Oh no! Looks like there was some hot message going on between me and Ben last night, my sent items is crammed with texts!"

by HotMessenger September 25, 2009

messerschmitt

The messerschmitt was the german primary fighter of WW2. It was rubbish compared to the RAF Spitfire.
R.J.Mitchell is the best even though he shouldn't have smoked...he died of cancer...sniff...

"The Spitfire outclassed the German Messerschmitt"

by Peter Pilot April 27, 2006

messec

Someone who is insecure about himself or his surronds. Someone who mimics groups but never fits in with anyone. A hermit.

Man you keep staying at home on your pc your going to turn into a messec.

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Messervey

The most Homo man 2013 that you will ever meet. Any man with this name is surely going to hell and shall rape Hitler while he's there.

This Messervey is obviously going to hell for what he did in class today.

by YoloSwaggins March 15, 2013

tyler messer

Absolutely awesome mother fucker

Your such a tyler messer

by Dhzhdbdb February 1, 2017