Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 8, 2017
Get the crotch lockedmug. by Hexag0n94 June 10, 2020
Get the Devin Lockmug. When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your parter from reaching your genitals.
"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "
by BellBoy August 20, 2014
Get the Fetus Lockmug. by the islamish pedophile September 5, 2010
Get the Griff in Lockmug. A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
by 3374267182 May 28, 2018
Get the port-a-lockmug. John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!
David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!
David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!
by Thatoneguytho June 4, 2014
Get the Tossed the lockmug. 