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Ligma

It is a very contagious std that has killed millions
Guy 1: I’m sorry I can’t go I have ligma
Guy 2: what’s ligma
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLS!!!!!!
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A serious condition discovered in 2020. It is a very lethal and deadly, and have been known to kill 69,000,420 people, and has put everyone in a red code lock down. Governments shoot people with Ligma.
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by Merry_Chrimbo December 25, 2021
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A bastardized version of "lick my", so that someone would make a "Steve Jobs died of ligma/ligma balls" joke.
Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma...
Guy 2: YOU MEAN "LICK YOUR BALLS"?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: AW SHIT!!!! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022
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This is when you lick an animal's balls so fast that they start to sagg so much they fall off and the owners grow a new pair before u can say cott'in eye joe.
by deez seggy nuts April 12, 2022
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A fake disease used as a joke. Ex: “Hey did you hear? Steve Jobs died of Ligma.”
“What’s ligma?”
Ligma balls.”

This is from the same line as the “Who’s Joe?” and “What’s Sugoma?” jokes.
Hey, you got ligma.”
What’s ligma?”
Ligma balls.”
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