lerton

during a threesome, two gay guys come in one guys mouth at the same time.

he really loves dick, especially when it ends with a lerton.

by mazilla December 9, 2008

Slap Leather

Elder Abuse. Smacking/slapping an old person whose face is like old leather.

Did you hear Becky slap leather last night? I thought she was going to beat her Grandma to death!

by T Money$$ April 25, 2019

Leatherman

noun,
1. A person who is so uniquely inept at social interaction, that they can not be described in a singular fashion of adjectives to describe their stupidity.
2. A person who is incapable of conscious thought beyond that of a gold fish, often found walking about with their mouth open.
3. A person who is is such a tool that using a singular tool as a description would not do justice in describing the person.

1. The boss often walked about the office neither making small talk or complimenting the employee. He is a real tool.. No, a total Leatherman!
2. In observing the boss walk about the office with his mouth agape it sure became obvious the guy is a Leatherman.
3. When talking to the boss it sure became apparent that he is a Leatherman.

by I got Rossed December 28, 2008

Leather Puke

When you buy a new car, open the door, take a smell, and immediately throw up from the "new car smell".

neighbor Joe: Sweet ride, man.

Bob: I know right, I just bought it.

neighbor Joe: Mind if I take a look inside?

Bob: Go ahead.

*10 seconds later*

Bob: Ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! That was nasty!

by leather puke is nasty. October 8, 2008

Leather Tongue

a leather tongue is a lesbian who has a weathered smooth tongue from going down on girls numerous amount of times.

that girl i had sex with last night had such a leather tongue. i was so smooth and hard

by arnold117 June 12, 2011

Leather Jacket

When one consumes too much light beer, squats over, and shits on the back of one approving other. Then proceeds to massage the fecal matter into forming a jacket.

So that dude I was banging gave me a leather jacket last night. I'm more upset he didn't call to get it back.

by Kush Truck July 24, 2019

Leathaface

Anyone who "gots" to get away, way, way. Hence, he MUST run with the Murda Mo... Or does he??.......

Po-po Who Murdered Leathaface: That silly 'ol Leathaface, always gettin' pwned by teh shotgunz!!

Caucasian Bystanders: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Leathaface, what a n00b!!! A dEd n00b!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

by TriValve June 15, 2003