Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023

marble league

hosted by Greg woods on the channel Jelle's marble runs is a parody of the Olympics and like the olympics are hosted by one of the "teams" replacing countries

man the recent elimination in marble league was brutal!

by andy from advance wars November 18, 2023

saudi pro league

The place where soon to be retired footballers go for money

p1: hey messi went to the saudi pro league
p2: oh no

by roshasdefinitions December 27, 2023

Moose Racing League

Full of slow people who crash alot (Exept from Bops) and also we need a Williams nerf

Moose Racing League? Is that the best f1 league ever made?

by NxM_Bops December 28, 2023

League of Legends

Don't play this eomm infested nightmare.

League of Legends. A game made by sissies and faggots that don't know how to be normal people

by 1SSS9 January 19, 2024

UEFA Nations League

A type of competition introduced by UEFA in 2018 for all nations and territories of Europe to make themselves more known to the world by their football (soccer) skills.

Person 1: Forget England, France, Spain and Italy! The other European nations are good in the UEFA Nations League!

Person 2: Indeed! I got to see Serbia, Greece and Estonia performing really well!

by LaserImouto February 8, 2024

Premier League

The most watched league in the world, set in the founding place of football (England, but also Wales some seasons)
20 teams compete but some teams are absolutely hopeless to win anything (Sheffield United, Luton Town, Burnley)

1. who is winning the Premier League?
2. Probably Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool, Man City

by ighvkio December 13, 2023