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Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries
Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*
by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007
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Lag Seeing

The fictional 13 or 12 year old character from an anime called Tagami Batchi Letter Bee, i great anime I suggest it!

The anime doesn’t get much attention, I breaks my heart. He’s an albino 12 or 13 year old boy with a spirit amber in one of his eyes! Oh, such an exiting story, you guys will enjoy it!
Lag Seeing is my favorite character from Tagami Batchi Letter Bee!
by @youtube > shitpost energy | December 21, 2020
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Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
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lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.
"My bibites evolved to roam around in lags, and my FPS will never recover."
by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023
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lag

A situation during gaming when the FPS drops very low, causing game footage to look choppy and stuttery. In most situations, it becomes hard or immposible to play while lagging.
I'm not terrible, I was just lagging!
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
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Abby Lag

When exiting a game and Abby's WIFI takes a shit.
"THIS IS WHY I HAT....." this is Abby Lag
by 1123xx March 11, 2023
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Rager Lag

A state of being in between states of consciousness, caused by partying too hard for too many consecutive nights with 30+ Jews in the holy land.

Often including lack of sleep, consumption of alcohol, and intermittent shawarma recoveries.
Itay partied so hard he got Rager Lag and never recovered.
by Trytytv July 19, 2022
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