Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

lag

You just removed Plagg's P and G for tik tok trend

What was Plagg's name with that trend?
Lag

by Marinette The Gurdian May 20, 2021

Lit lag

When the group chat is so lit that it lags.

Bro, there was so much lit lag in the group chat.

by Sauren Chaplin June 24, 2016

Jet lagged

Feeling nauseous/sick after a trip to zynbabwe

Charles is a little jet lagged rn from his flight to zynbabwe

by Fortnitegod11 November 29, 2023

Lag

The real reason video games cause violence.

As I was about to finally kill the boss, the lag killed me.

by efaefawefdfae March 15, 2024

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

by rm84 October 2, 2020

big lag

when u find the perfect thing to say but the chance to say it has left

I wasn't paying attention because I was big lagging

by teenbishkokie May 2, 2021