high lovell 

A pretty high level but much lower than the average persons high level.

Man, we are working at a high lovell. We are just not getting anything done.

high lovell by klobb January 29, 2009

The Lonely Blumpkin 

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

The Lonely Blumpkin by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010

The Lonely Horse 

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

The Lonely Horse by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

Semi-automatic lonely boy 

A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad

Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy

Semi-automatic lonely boy by Haji Stardust August 1, 2019

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

Lonely Soldier by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Lonelyben 

This is a non-dater, or person who has dated before and been let down and decided to leave the game

person 1: "How did your date go?"
person 2: "Not well, i'm gonna stop dating"
person 1: "Ah. You've become a lonelyben"

person 1: "dating doesn't appeal to me. I'll just stay a lonelyben"
person 2: "you do that"

Lonelyben by Thatchler July 24, 2009

Lovey Drunk 

Drunk enough to get drawn on, but still trying to get laid

Your boy is so drunk, that he cannot notice he is being drawn on while he is trying to get laid by an ugly girl, he is lovey drunk

Lovey Drunk by Jameson Tomorrow May 1, 2010