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Krunking

Inserting the penis partially into a vagina, and jacking off. Derived from the Swedish verbs for "jacking off" and "having sexual intercourse", with the expression combining "Runka" and "Knulla", resulting in "Krunka". Adjusted to the english language, gives "Krunking".

Playing the online PvP game Krunker.io
Man i krunked so hard last night!

Krunking is like, so much better than wanking.
by Maxtheswedeguy January 19, 2024
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Krunker

A Slur for silly itty boys :<
Kawaii silly boy #3: kyaaaa im so silly today!!
Evil monster:FUCK YOU KRUNKER!!!!!
by DogBreathisDope January 19, 2024
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Krunkle

A human who shows an abnormal slowness of thought or action intellectual disability
slowness in development or progress (i.e., a dumbass)
That guy is a real krunkle, he can't even do simple math!
by skibidyboom3049 April 5, 2024
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Krunker

A word that will trigger intense PTSD (Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder) in people who have lived in the Krunker era. Many people suffer from hearing this word, or anything in relation to it. Symptoms of someone who suffers Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder may include: excessive desire to fill an ever gaping void within their soul, trying to find a replacement that doesn't exist for a browser FPS block game; 3 hour long lectures on how the game died, and how it could've been easily avoided; doesn't play a FPS game longer than a week, because it just isn't that good; has massive trust issues, and doesn't believe anything that was promised or said. People describe the urge to experience the game during it's prime (witch is subjective to each person), as something similar to withdrawals of crack cocaine. Overall the usage of this word should be as minimal as possible, and definitely not used near someone who suffers from Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder. A charity for Krunker Veterans is raising awareness, and helping treat this medical condition.
Hey old head! Remember when Sideny De Viers sold your beloved Krunker and it's entire community to make 40 million? Yeah, you probably feel stupid for believing in all of those lies they told you.
by Imfromkrunker May 7, 2024
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Krunker

A word that will trigger intense PTSD (Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder) in people who have lived in the Krunker era. Many people suffer from hearing this word, or anything in relation to it. Symptoms of someone who suffers Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder may include: excessive desire to fill an ever gaping void within their soul, trying to find a replacement that doesn't exist for a browser FPS block game; 3 hour long lectures on how the game died, and how it could've been easily avoided; doesn't play a FPS game longer than a week, because it just isn't that good; has massive trust issues, and doesn't believe anything that was promised or said. People describe the urge to experience the game during it's prime (witch is subjective to each person), as something similar to withdrawals of crack cocaine. Overall the usage of this word should be as minimal as possible, and definitely not used near someone who suffers from Post Traumatic Sidney Disorder. A charity for Krunker Veterans is raising awareness, and helping treat this medical condition.
Usage of the word: I used to play Krunker. It was really fun before the developers ruined it.

Example of abuse A: Hey old head! Remember when Sidney De Viers sold your beloved Krunker and it's entire community for 40 million? Yeah, you probably feel stupid believing all of those fake promises.

Example of abuse B: Remember the "Krunker: A Painful Decline" video? Remember all of those false hopes, and dreams that were slowly crushed over a prolonged period of time? Remember the good times you used to have playing it? Yeah, think about that for the rest of the month.
by Imfromkrunker May 7, 2024
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Krunking

Ramming one’s male genitalia into a hard surface at high speeds, breaking it in numerous areas until it appears similar to a Chick-fil-a crinkle fry. When the shaft heals, it will be stronger and larger in width.
Jesse is meeting with his girlfriend, so he begins the krunking process now in order to please her in a few days.
by KurgerBing.001 May 22, 2024
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Krunkledust

Adjective: The remnants of a queef.

Verb: Krunkledusting, the act of actively queefing upon a face.
Oh man, I went down on Sheila last night and she Krunkledusted all over my face, I was picking Krunkledust out of my hair for days.
by Chittersvontinkleworth July 6, 2024
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