kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws
Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely
by breag August 06, 2021
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What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.
Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?
by Dirtypoker September 08, 2021
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bigpuffer's kitchen counter

bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made
omg he's THE bigpuffer's kitchen counter, omg
by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022
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Mr Kitchens

Wussupppp Mr Kitchens
by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020
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kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
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Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.
Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!
by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011
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