HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.
Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
by Bacteriola November 25, 2021
Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were
Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon
by bufferingbadger July 04, 2024
Probably one of the most interesting people you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting. Someone with this name might be creative as hell. They may be into art, music, or other similar things. If they’re funny, 60% of the time it’s on accident, but you’d still enjoy their company regardless. Kenni is a top tier friend with a top tier personality fosho!
by cosmicbrowniez November 23, 2021
Big Martha is Kenni pussy
by Skdjskskskskd December 02, 2023
An absolute fucking PEDOFILE this bitch will stalk 11 yr old girls and try to fuck them if you have a kennis added on social media he will send you dick pics
11yr old girl: yo have you seen my friend kennis anywhere
14yr old boy: how old is he?
11yr old girl: 22
14yr old boy: probably jerking off to pictures of you
14yr old boy: how old is he?
11yr old girl: 22
14yr old boy: probably jerking off to pictures of you
by Massivedickenergy November 27, 2024
Person 1; Hey where did you get that silver medal?
Person 2; Jimmy won, but I was able to Kenny Cotnoir II’nd!
Person 2; Jimmy won, but I was able to Kenny Cotnoir II’nd!
by Abernathy Blue III June 03, 2021
guy- what type of car is that kenny?
kenny diamond - that's a Mazda 69 with a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C engine
kenny diamond - that's a Mazda 69 with a Wärtsilä RT-flex96C engine
by Cool gay guy 73747364 September 12, 2022