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Sex karma

When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people
Mary has had some real bad sex karma. She only been fucking hobo’s that live in the park.
by sounds_true January 3, 2023
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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Karma

The God of “what other people think.”
-Michael A.Young 2025
You believe in Karma: the God of what other people think! People will form their own opinions of you anyway…
by Izzums August 7, 2025
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Karma

The internet point system on Reddit that ranks your reputation. People who try every way to get karma so badly that it's basically an addiction are called karmawhores.
Currently, the Redditor with the most karma is u/Gallowboob, sitting at about 32,000,000 karma
by PokemonGod October 17, 2019
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El Karma

The bilingual nickname that tells people you're the true embodiment of karma itself. (El = The)
"They call me El Karma, my fellow waste of human life"
by BadLuckYouth August 26, 2021
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Karma

Karma is a badass chick with personality no one can resist. Karma is a sassy independent girl with an attitude like no other.at first glance you would think Karma doesn't like anything about you ,but in the end she'll always be by your side.In the end you're missing out if you don't have a Karma on your life.(:
Karma will beat the living daylight if you mess with her friends.
by Elisha-Rose December 3, 2021
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