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Jordan

A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.
Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon
by teachmychildren May 14, 2015
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Jordan

a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u
by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017
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Jordan

A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life
"God, that guys such a Jordan..."
by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017
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jOrDaN

no one likes her. she is really annoying and she has no friends
look away there is jordan
by hwhwkewllwkw March 11, 2019
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Jordan

A bitch cunt who needs to play more clash of clans and less of for honour. Also a big drama queen. Also sucks at chel
by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019
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Jordan

The prettiest, nicest, smartest, coolest, girl or guy ever. Trustworthy and loyal to anyone.
Jordan is very kind.
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Jordan

A girl that is so outstandingly beautiful it hurts. She is kinda shy,but once you get to know her she is amazing. She is extremely talented and has the voice of angel. Very loving and kind. If you find yourself a Jordan,you're lucky. Make sure to keep her.
"I met this girl today"

"She is so shy,but very beautiful"
"She mus to be a jordan"
by Awny_heh July 31, 2016
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